oh no, the humanity!

patient's girlfriend had a major breakdown and started crying because they have been in the ED longer than 5 hrs for her boyfriend's sciatica, bitching about how they are being treated as a 2nd class citizens and what nots, despite the generous amount of morphine + valium + percocet + motrin. they are lucky dr. above&beyond was on and gifted them an (dare i say, unnecessary) MRI instead of the usual percocet + valium = buh bye.

yo, Merry Christmas.

i finally got to say it

big baby douchebag: "so, how's the room service up in this joint?"

me: "oh i don't know, you're not in a hotel".